On behalf of all Noble Dogs the world over, We, the Corgis of The Doggerel Party of Canada, demand an apology from Peter McKay and the Federal Conservatives.
In the House yesterday, Mr. McKay apparently referred to one Liberal creature as a "dog." This is a slander on dogs the world over, as the former Minister of Complex Files is notoriously fickle, attracted by shiny things, disloyal, shallow and generally only useful as a table decoration. As such, she is clearly a CAT.
The only things a decent dog would cross the floor for are steak, hotdogs or a large turkey. We demand that Mr. McKay apologize and offer reparations in the form of any of the aforementioned foodstuffs to dogs everywhere.