On behalf of all Noble Dogs the world over, We, the Corgis of The Doggerel Party of Canada, demand an apology from Peter McKay and the Federal Conservatives.
In the House yesterday, Mr. McKay apparently referred to one Liberal creature as a "dog." This is a slander on dogs the world over, as the former Minister of Complex Files is notoriously fickle, attracted by shiny things, disloyal, shallow and generally only useful as a table decoration. As such, she is clearly a CAT.
The only things a decent dog would cross the floor for are steak, hotdogs or a large turkey. We demand that Mr. McKay apologize and offer reparations in the form of any of the aforementioned foodstuffs to dogs everywhere.
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Snausages for dessert?
"As such, she is clearly a CAT."
We can prove this with a laser pointer
Ole' Peter had actually said previously, "At least a dog is loyal", which implied Belinda was certainly less of a noble creature than his dog.
Whatever McKay actually said, if anything, couldn't be nearly as offensive as the manufactured outrage these idiots puke up for the television cameras after they leave the Parliament buildings.
Again, it's another sad day in the " Land of Actually Accomplishing Anything."
Mr. Holland claims he overheard Peter Mckay say this in Parliment. It does not show up in any official record, there for in my mind Mr. Holland is a liar, and has slandered Peter McKay.By doing this outside the chamber, he is now liable. Prove me wrong Mr. Holland.
Beauty!
You made the Liberal News media:
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20061020/MacKay_Stronach_blogs_061020/20061020?hub=Politics
Yes! The Doggerel Party has my full support in this important matter. Peter should apologize.
How do I become a member of your party?
Wait a minute .... this is completely unfair. Cats have hearts and brains. A more accurate description ....... Cue the obese man in a red suit.
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