Wednesday, August 28, 2013

With Apologies to John Prine

Dear Abby, Dear Abby, I'm just Pierre's son,
I lead the third party and that's just no fun. 
I had to do something to be sure I don't fail,
So let's roll a big doobie, it's time to inhale. 

Signed, Justin Trudeau. 

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Putting the Dog back in Doggerel

TDPC is pleased to announce that following an extensive leadership search, it has been agreed that Quincy, a 6 year old Pembroke Welsh Corgi, will assume the position of Supreme Leader, Doggerel Party of Canada later this year. This ends a nearly three year corgi free spell for the Party and will signal renewal, excitement, new policy directions and dried liver treats for all.