There’s more. The Danes know that in a bout of fisticuffs their navy would struggle to beat the Leander club. Whereas we think the Royal Navy could take on China and win. We are therefore deeply disappointed to find our fleet is actually a fat bird in a rubber boat who sticks her hands up at the first sign of trouble and squeals like a piggy when someone steals her mate’s iPod.
Hat tip to Doggerelle.