Sunday, June 11, 2006

Alex Sullen's Banned Product Of The Week

Time for another review from our scent enforcer, Alex Sullen. This week, fresh baked bread gets the Alex treatment.

Aroma: Yeast, flour, warm baking.
Danger: Contains wheat, a well known allergen. Also yeast, which sounds a lot like yeast infection. Flour dust can cause asthma. Ovens can burn people.
Verdict: Clearly far too dangerous within city boundaries, baking bread should be outlawed in the City of Ottawa.

Alex Cullen is Ottawa City Councillor for Bay Ward.