Sunday, June 04, 2006

Alex Sullen's Banned Product Of the Week

Every week, the Doggerel Party is proud to feature guest columnist Alex Sullen, scent enforcer extraordinaire. Alex reviews a new product each week and explains why it must be banned.

Today, Alex tests McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.

Appearance: Crisp golden brown battered pieces, approximately 1.5" x 1" x 0.25".
Aroma: Chicken blended with batter, seasoning, cooking oil and hot cardboard packaging.
Reason For Ban: Offensive to vegetarians, Rotarians, unitarians, and Burger King Executives.

Alex Cullen is Ottawa City Councillor for Bay Ward.