The Doggerel Party would like to apologise for any confusion caused by the title of the previous post. Some readers may have confused the term 'Swan Song' with the name 'Swanson'.
Swanson is a manufacturer of fine frozen TV dinners, including the famous Hungry Man Fried Chicken.
The Swan Song was the last act of a council whose chickens, while not yet frozen, have come home to roost.
Both are done like dinner.