Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Recession: An Apology

During the recent election campaign and parliamentary crisis over the fiscal update, we may have given the impression that Prime Minister Harper was evil and uncaring as he tried to remain positive and optimistic about Canada's economy. In contrast, M. Stephane Dion, Mr. John McCallum, et al were compassionate, truthful and sensible in predicting dire economic circumstances and a deep recession.

We now realize that Prime Minister Harper is in fact evil and uncaring for predicting worsening economic uncertainty in recent days, thus helping to create just that, while Mr. McCallum is in fact a hero for trying to remain optimistic.

We apologize for any confusion this may have caused. (c) All Media Outlets 2008.

5 comments:

Alberta Girl said...

damned if you do

meet

damned if you don't!

wilson said...

The evil finance minister Flarety told Ontario to cut taxes or investment in Ontario would dry up!
How dare he!!!

Cut tax or risk jobs, banks say
Dec 17, 2008
BUSINESS REPORTER

Canada's banks have issued a veiled warning to the government of Ontario –
cut corporate taxes or risk losing high-paying financial sector jobs to other jurisdictions.

http://www.thestar.com/Business/article/555152


Confused?

Daryl Hergenhein said...

Let me clear up the confusion.
If you are a Conservative and you say something is good while others, such as Liberals, say that is bad then the Liberals are right and you evil Conbots, neoCons, Conborgs, Zionist war loving pigs, insensitive bullies are evil and wrong!
However if new evidence arrives which causes you to change your opinion and you recant your previous position while your opponents, in the face of the same evidences, take up your former opinion then your opponents are correct and loving Canadians who want to keep the spirit of the populace up in these trying times while you are an evil fear mongor who is spreading panic among hte masses.
Clear now?

wilson said...

Oh oh, Quebecers will be 'insulted' again... are our Premiers not playing nice with Quebec?

''He (Dahlton McGuinty) says it would be helpful if the banks mentioned that Ontario sends about $23 billion to Ottawa for redistribution in other provinces -- which some (Quebec) have used to slash taxes.''

http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20081217/mcguinty_taxes_081217/20081217?hub=Toronto

wilson said...

The double whamy, Ontario gets 21 more seats (Quebec zip)