It's the Party Leader Decision Tool! This handy, pocket-sized marvel will help you with any leadership quandary. Simply flip, check, and flip again if you didn't get
the result you wanted.
Order now, and we'll send you a limited edition commemorative, "The Day Democracy Died". This special coin has three sides and two faces, and was only minted on one day in history - Monday, December 1st, 2008. A video infomercial will be available shortly. Do you think it's easy to make a video with paws?