Angie the Cardigan Corgi today issued the following statement concerning the recently formed Doggerel-Catteral-Rabbit-Fox-Henhouse Coalition.
Regrettably, over the Christmas holiday, the Fox party is believed to have eaten both the Rabbit and Henhouse parties. There was then a fight between the Fox party and the Catteral party over the entrails of the Rabbit party. In the interests of canine dignity, the Doggerel Party has decided to withdraw from the Coalition and will support the upcoming budget, provided it contains sufficient kibble.
