Wednesday, December 03, 2008

An Open Letter to The Governor General

Doggerel Party Headquarters Bunker,
Somewhere in Eastern Ontario.

Your Excellency,

We are sure you have received many letters and messages concerning the current political situation. Some will be urging you to install the proposed coalition government, some to let Mr. Harper continue in power, and some to call an election.

But only this letter can offer you the advice you really need.

In keeping with centuries of royal tradition, we are proud and pleased to offer you the services of not one, not two, but four of the most famous regal advisors of all. Corgis.

We would be pleased to wait on you at Rideau Hall at your convenience and look forward to offering you counsel through this difficult time.


Angie, Deacon, Lucy and Sam
The Doggerel Party of Canada