How nice to be able to make a living as a columnist when you can only write three things:
- Stephen Harper is evil.
- Canadian Wimmin are downtrodden and oppressed (see 1.)
- Screw the Afghans, let them rot under the Taliban (see 1. and 2.)
Seriously, just pick any two themes, repeat for about 25 column inches and you've got a Janice Kennedy column. And if you can get in something about how great the 60s were and how you wet your panties for Pierre Trudeau, so much the better.