Monday, March 05, 2007

Scientists Baffled By Montague Phenomenon

Doggerel Party scientists, taking a break from their ongoing research into sausage acquisition techniques, have noticed a surprising and alarming phenomenon in Montague Township. While sniffing the air regularly for their sausage research, the corgis have discovered sharp, unexplained spikes of carbon dioxide emission.

Closer evaluation reveals that these spikes are concentrated on the first and third Tuesdays of each month; however, in an apparent anomaly, no such spike was observed on Tuesday 20th February. As Tuesday 6th March draws close, TDPC researchers will be watching closely and hoping to pinpoint the source of the damaging hot air more closely.