For Immediate Release
THE DOGGEREL PARTY ADMITS INFILTRATING PROTEST MEETING
The Doggerel Party of Canada is today confirming that two of its operatives infiltrated a protest meeting at the Hershey plant in Smiths Falls.
Photographs of the two operatives have been published on the Internet that appear to show that they are not members of the crowd, but are in fact corgis.
However, TDPC emphatically denies that its operatives were at the protest to cause violence. Rather, they were there to keep an eye on the crowd and look for any signs of dropped food or petting.