President Nixon is on the defensive today after it was revealed that Republican Party operatives had been caught breaking into the Watergate apartment complex in Washington, D.C. and a series of tapes were made public that some say might appear damaging to his presidency.
Critics have seized on the tapes as evidence of a conspiracy. However, most smart people have dismissed the claims.
"Bernstein and Woodward were very selective in choosing tapes they thought would make the president look bad." said a source completely unconnected with the Nixon campaign.
The president's team also dismissed as 'ludicrous' any suggestion that tapes were erased in an attempt to hide anything. "Tapes were deleted routinely, and the remaining tapes don't mean what they say. They contain colloquialisms used by political campaigns all the time," said an aide.
In short, the CBC would like to assure viewers that there is nothing to this story and the world can have every confidence in President Nixon as he completes his term in office and wins re-election as he surely will.
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4 comments:
Absolutely brilliant analogy.
Brilliant! ha
In fact, when this debacle broke last week, this analogy was precisely what went through my mind too.
Despite their politics, that was the good old days when a damn good journalist dug and looked in dark corners. instead we are stuck with talentless (cess) pool from CBC.
(ya can toss CTV, Global and big name print media in there too)
So, the CBC finally reports something on this, one week after the fact.
Guess it took them that long to figure out a way to try and make it look like a nothing to see here story.
Great post. When the CPC win their majority,the PBS model for the CBC must be adopted in the first budget.
Let them appeal to their socialist friends to keep quality programming like Wheel of Fortune.
Deregulation can't happen fast enough.
Can you imagine of being able to pick channels al la carte instead of the basic package.
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