Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Heavy Load Causes Structural Concerns At Ottawa School

Laden with the weight of an unprecedented volume of unsold copies of the Ottawa University Engineering Student Society's newspaper Oral Otis, an Ottawa University Wimmins Studies professor has begun showing stress fractures. Professor Kathryn Trevenen, teacher of 'Feminist Political Thought,' has accumulated the weight of the last three issues of the newspaper over the course of this winter and it appears that this has been too much for her sense of humour, which has now collapsed.

If you are concerned about your own professor cracking up this winter, you are advised to contact the CBC.