Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Investigation Begins Into Quebec Brawl

An investigation has been launched after a brawl in Quebec that left Liberal leader Stephane Dion seriously damaged. Chief Investigator Jason 'Clouseau' Cherniak alleges that while M. Dion was on a peaceful tour of the maritimes, members of the Quebec wing of the Liberal Party charged across the country and began punching M. Dion mercilessly. It is claimed that there may have also been some taunting involved.

"M. Dion was doing what he has done since he became Our Leader," said Clouseau. "Nothing at all. This was an entirely unprovoked attack."

Witnesses say that M. Dion did not fight back, but curled up in a ball while the attackers landed nearly a dozen press stories on him.