Authorities are investigating a sudden outbreak of an acute respiratory disorder in the Beaches-East York area of Toronto last night. TDPC correspondents report that a large number of people in that area reported shortness of breath, coughing and choking sensations at around 8:45pm on Monday 2nd June.
Public health officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, told TDPC they believe the outbreak may have been caused by a massive cloud of smug released in the area at around the same time.
One official told TDPC "This was a massive release. The level of hypocrisy reached dangerous levels almost instantly. It is not surprising that most ordinary people had their breath taken away."