Off to the US for a quick shopping trip this Saturday. What are the new questions you're going to get asked at the border?
"Where's the angel?" (in reference to young Doggerel, age 3 1/2)
"How are you today, miss?" (to Doggerette, age 5 1/2)
The best, friendliest ever border crossing into the US. Secure, safe, friendly and welcoming.

1 comments:
I guess they are looking for that desperate greasy look of a terrorist instead. Too bad an airport scanner can't do that. (real conservative)
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