Saturday, October 25, 2008

DogmaticTM Corporation Issues Statement Concerning Missing Felines

In response to media reports concerning a large number of missing cats in Stourbridge, England, The DogmaticTM Corporation (a division of Doggerel Party Labs) issued a statement today neither confirming nor denying that corgi operatives in England have been testing the company's cat sequestration technology.

"No comment," said Chief Operating Officer Angie. "Can I have my food now, please?"