Monday, November 19, 2007

The Front Page

Reporters Outraged Over Outrage

Canadian reporters are demanding a full public enquiry after a protective dyke surrounding the bounds of reasonable journalism was this week breached by an unprecedented deluge of hysterical stories. Said one veteran CBC reporter, "I can't believe this. I've never seen airwaves so swamped. I'm off to the smoking room."

In other news:
  • RCMP Killer Death Squad: Did Harper Give The Order?
  • Getting to Know The Real Taser Victim: What Toothpaste Did He Use?
  • Taser Victim Once Sat On My Couch: Anonymous
  • Why Taser Throwing RCMP Death Squad Killers Must Be Shut Down
  • Why Grenade Throwing Bomb Making Teenage Terrorists Must Be Set Free
  • In Brief: 10,000 dead in Bangladesh
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